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I don’t care how many times this appears...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1svcjKLlg1rre84oo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1svcjKLlg1rre84oo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1svcjKLlg1rre84oo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1svcjKLlg1rre84oo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://an-excess-of-tennant.tumblr.com/post/25547771974/i-dont-care-how-many-times-this-appears-on-my"&gt;an-excess-of-tennant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I don’t care how many times this appears on my dash I must reblog it every time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/50130612770</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/50130612770</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 21:36:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jirasol:

it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK
I hate how people here...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05045839904737a7e3389f952367d125/tumblr_ml1onoOWo01rg83yuo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jirasol.tumblr.com/post/47622876748/its-called-aave-you-fucktruck-i-hate-how-people"&gt;jirasol&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the &lt;em&gt;only&lt;/em&gt; way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_English" title="American English"&gt;American English&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_American_English" title="Standard American English"&gt;Standard American English&lt;/a&gt; is the general form&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Cultural
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English" title="African-American Vernacular English"&gt;African-American Vernacular English&lt;/a&gt; (AAVE)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicano_English" title="Chicano English"&gt;Chicano English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Latino_English" title="New York Latino English"&gt;New York Latino English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Dutch_English" title="Pennsylvania Dutch English"&gt;Pennsylvania Dutch English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeshivish" title="Yeshivish"&gt;Yeshivish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinglish" title="Yinglish"&gt;Yinglish&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Regional&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_English" title="New England English"&gt;New England English&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_accent" title="Boston accent"&gt;Boston accent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Brahmin_accent" title="Boston Brahmin accent"&gt;Boston Brahmin accent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudson_Valley_English" title="Hudson Valley English"&gt;Hudson Valley English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonantum,_Massachusetts" title="Nonantum, Massachusetts"&gt;Lake Dialect or Lake Talk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermont_English" title="Vermont English"&gt;Vermont English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Northern_American_English" title="Inland Northern American English"&gt;Inland Northern American English&lt;/a&gt; (includes &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_New_York" title="Western New York"&gt;western&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_New_York" title="Central New York"&gt;central&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upstate_New_York" title="Upstate New York"&gt;upstate New York&lt;/a&gt;)
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeast_Pennsylvania_English" title="Northeast Pennsylvania English"&gt;Northeast Pennsylvania English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mid-Atlantic dialects
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_dialect" title="Baltimore dialect"&gt;Baltimore dialect&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_dialect" title="Philadelphia dialect"&gt;Philadelphia dialect&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_English" title="Pittsburgh English"&gt;Pittsburgh English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_dialect" title="New York dialect"&gt;New York dialect&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_English_dialects" title="New Jersey English dialects"&gt;New Jersey English dialects&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Northern_American_English" title="Inland Northern American English"&gt;Inland Northern American English&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_peninsula_of_Michigan" title="Lower peninsula of Michigan"&gt;Lower peninsula of Michigan&lt;/a&gt;, northern &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio" title="Ohio"&gt;Ohio&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana" title="Indiana"&gt;Indiana&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago" title="Chicago"&gt;Chicago&lt;/a&gt;, part of eastern &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin" title="Wisconsin"&gt;Wisconsin&lt;/a&gt; and upstate &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York" title="New York"&gt;New York&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North%E2%80%93Central_American_English" title="NorthCentral American English"&gt;North–Central American English&lt;/a&gt; (primarily &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota" title="Minnesota"&gt;Minnesota&lt;/a&gt;, but also most of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin" title="Wisconsin"&gt;Wisconsin&lt;/a&gt;, the &lt;a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_peninsula_of_Michigan" title="Upper peninsula of Michigan"&gt;Upper peninsula of Michigan&lt;/a&gt;, and parts of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Dakota" title="North Dakota"&gt;North Dakota&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dakota" title="South Dakota"&gt;South Dakota&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa" title="Iowa"&gt;Iowa&lt;/a&gt;)
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yooper_dialect" title="Yooper dialect"&gt;Yooper dialect&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Peninsula_of_Michigan" title="Upper Peninsula of Michigan"&gt;Upper Peninsula of Michigan&lt;/a&gt; and some neighboring areas)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midland_American_English" title="Midland American English"&gt;Midland American English&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;North Midlands English (thin swath from &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska" title="Nebraska"&gt;Nebraska&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio" title="Ohio"&gt;Ohio&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;St. Louis&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;South Midland (thin swath from &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma" title="Oklahoma"&gt;Oklahoma&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania" title="Pennsylvania"&gt;Pennsylvania&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_American_English" title="Southern American English"&gt;Southern English&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachian_English" title="Appalachian English"&gt;Appalachian English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidewater_accent" title="Tidewater accent"&gt;Tidewater accent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Piedmont" title="Virginia Piedmont"&gt;Virginia Piedmont&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Tidewater" title="Virginia Tidewater"&gt;Virginia Tidewater&lt;/a&gt;&lt;sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-3"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dialects_of_the_English_language#cite_note-3"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a class="new" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Coastal_Southeast_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Coastal Southeast English (page does not exist)"&gt;Coastal Southeastern&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston,_South_Carolina" title="Charleston, South Carolina"&gt;Charleston&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Carolina" title="South Carolina"&gt;South Carolina&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah,_Georgia" title="Savannah, Georgia"&gt;Savannah&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(U.S._state)" title="Georgia (U.S. state)"&gt;Georgia&lt;/a&gt; area)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun_English" title="Cajun English"&gt;Cajun English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harkers_Island,_North_Carolina#Local_dialect" title="Harkers Island, North Carolina"&gt;Harkers Island English&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina" title="North Carolina"&gt;North Carolina&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozark_English" title="Ozark English"&gt;Ozark English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a class="new" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Southern_Highland_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Southern Highland English (page does not exist)"&gt;Southern Highland English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gullah_language" title="Gullah language"&gt;Gullah&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a class="mw-redirect" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geechee" title="Geechee"&gt;Geechee&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texan_English" title="Texan English"&gt;Texan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yat_dialect" title="Yat dialect"&gt;Yat dialect&lt;/a&gt; (New Orleans)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocracoke,_North_Carolina" title="Ocracoke, North Carolina"&gt;Ocracoke&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_American_English" title="Western American English"&gt;Western English&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_English" title="California English"&gt;California English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boontling" title="Boontling"&gt;Boontling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_English" title="Pacific Northwest English"&gt;Pacific Northwest English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Pidgin" title="Hawaiian Pidgin"&gt;Hawaiian Pidgin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Canada&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_English" title="Canadian English"&gt;Canadian English&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_English" title="Newfoundland English"&gt;Newfoundland English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Maritime_English" title="Canadian Maritime English"&gt;Maritime English&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Breton_accent" title="Cape Breton accent"&gt;Cape Breton accent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunenburg_English" title="Lunenburg English"&gt;Lunenburg English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West%E2%80%93Central_Canadian_English" title="WestCentral Canadian English"&gt;West–Central Canadian English&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Ontario_English" title="Northern Ontario English"&gt;Northern Ontario English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_English" title="Quebec English"&gt;Quebec English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Valley_Twang" title="Ottawa Valley Twang"&gt;Ottawa Valley Twang&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_English" title="Pacific Northwest English"&gt;Pacific Northwest English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;others I may have forgotten&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Spanglish&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bermuda&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermudian_English" title="Bermudian English"&gt;Bermudian English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Native/American indigenous peoples&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States" title="Native Americans in the United States"&gt;Native American&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples_of_the_Americas" title="Indigenous peoples of the Americas"&gt;indigenous peoples of the Americas&lt;/a&gt; English dialects:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mojave_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Mojave English (page does not exist)"&gt;Mojave English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Isletan_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Isletan English (page does not exist)"&gt;Isletan English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tsimshian_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Tsimshian English (page does not exist)"&gt;Tsimshian English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lumbee_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Lumbee English (page does not exist)"&gt;Lumbee English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tohono_O%27odham_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Tohono O'odham English (page does not exist)"&gt;Tohono O’odham English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Inupiaq_English&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" title="Inupiaq English (page does not exist)"&gt;Inupiaq English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Feel free to add any more that I missed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblogging partly because it’s completely right, and partly because other people seem to be reblogging it with the list cut off after the US dialects, but still labelled “all English dialects in North America,” and this is bugging the heck out of me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_dialects#North_America"&gt;Here’s a link to the apparent source of the list.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EDIT: Further investigation shows that the original post had only the US dialects and then the others were added in an edit.  I am partially mollified.  I mean, I’m still annoyed that the wrongly-labelled shorter list is being reblogged all over the place, but I now see that no one cut out the rest of North America on purpose.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/48099477543</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/48099477543</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:11:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fandomsandfeminism:

johnybigcheeks:

i’m so tired of seeing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef005c7a27517122dfa7c65fea4962ac/tumblr_mkshaaUxt11qfhceco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandomsandfeminism.tumblr.com/post/47197243536/johnybigcheeks-im-so-tired-of-seeing-pictures"&gt;fandomsandfeminism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johnybigcheeks.tumblr.com/post/47196730873/im-so-tired-of-seeing-pictures-and-gifs-about-how"&gt;johnybigcheeks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i’m so tired of seeing pictures and gifs about how using the term friend zone is sexist. that guy with dreads who says that you don’t deserve a cookie for being nice. what does that even mean? most couples who date don’t date each other because they did something extraordinary ok. HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU. but something everyone seems to be missing is that a lot of people who date, date people they find to be funny, relatable, attractive, smart, things like this. so yeah, you shouldn’t be rewarded for being nice, you should be rewarded for being yourself. you don’t have to add all this extra effort, you shouldn’t have to do anything. so if you’re not an alpha male, you don’t have many options. that’s the complaint of the boy in the friend zone. my words of advice? if you find yourself getting led on by a girl who is only going to talk to you for comfort in-between dating guys who aren’t you. stop talking to her, that’s not even being a friend. that’s my real problem with the friend zone, they say you’re just friends, but that’s not even true either, you’re basically getting used to comfort her and getting nothing in return besides hopping that maybe you can be happy with her someday, which may never happen. now i’m not saying all girls only lead you on or what ever. some girls ask for you comfort and, hey! actually do care about you! some girls just want to be one of the guys and never asked you to be all over their shit. you know what? it’s complicated! and there’s nothing wrong with being a confused kid. this whole friend zone being a sexist term thing is such a non problem. it’s like people on tumblr got bored and just started looking for things to call sexist. something i’ve been hearing is that girls aren’t here for you. ok… but i understand that girls DO in fact like guys, and pursue them. so is it wrong to think maybe they could like me? is it wrong to have a misunderstanding over the fact that a girl laughs with you and hugs you and seems to want to always be around you? i can understand they just think you’re an awesome person but would rather date someone else. it’s frustrating as fuck and fucking annoying, but i can understand it, but let a damn mother fucker get confused. god damn. calm down. AND NOT ONLY THAT! when did it become sexist and racist to say ignorant things? how else can you learn but to question everyone and say what’s on your mind? i’m losing my train of thought. i’m just tired of this shit. you guys aren’t even making good points. i’m unfollowing so many people that all i have left are my sex pages. so tumblr is pretty much just porn for me now. i miss the days when we discussed real sexism, like showing the numbers for women who get payed less then men, or showing the possible number of unreported rapes. i don’t care about opinions that don’t consider mine at all while saying ignorant things that only the tumblr community could agree with.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow. You must be such a&lt;em&gt; nice guy.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, here’s a fun fact: Women are not obligated to date you because they are nice to you, or you to them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Women being nice to you but not wanting your dick doesn’t mean they are leading you on. It doesn’t mean they are horrible bitches.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean did you really say “, you’re basically getting used to comfort her and getting nothing in return besides hopping that maybe you can be happy with her someday, which may never happen”? Like, REALLY? WHAT? Women might like, turn to you for comfort, but not reward you with sex afterward? AMAZING concept.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And seriously? ” i’m unfollowing so many people that all i have left are my sex pages. so tumblr is pretty much just porn for me now.” -tries not to laugh-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look dude, here’s facts: I understand that it is sad to like someone who doesn’t like you backthat way.It is ok to be sad. It is NOT ok to assume that girls who are nice to you but don’t want to date you are leading you on and are horrible horrible bitches. That IS sexist, and you are a fucknut for thinking so.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is THIS the single most pressing issue of sexism in our culture? No. But it is a microaggression, and microaggressions need to be address sometimes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xkcd.com/513/" title="Friends"&gt;Obligatory XKCD.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, with regards to a couple of questions you asked:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when did it become sexist and racist to say ignorant things?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the ignorant things were also sexist and/or racist?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how else can you learn but to question everyone and say what’s on your mind?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve found listening to and reading about other people’s views and experiences to be pretty helpful.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/47234649828</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/47234649828</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:50:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fandoms and Feminism: tykitavi: I just found out that Tauriel is NOT a canon!character from...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://fandomsandfeminism.tumblr.com/post/45584432726/tykitavi-i-just-found-out-that-tauriel-is-not-a"&gt;Fandoms and Feminism: tykitavi: I just found out that Tauriel is NOT a canon!character from...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lateralaser.tumblr.com/post/45585064912/fandoms-and-feminism-tykitavi-i-just-found-out-that" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lateralaser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tykitavi.tumblr.com/post/45583579428/i-just-found-out-that-tauriel-is-not-a"&gt;tykitavi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just found out that Tauriel is NOT a canon!character from The Hobbit’s novel. The screenwriters invented her because they thought the movies lacked ‘female energy’. They use the same excuse to explain Arwen’s bigger role in Lord of the Ring’s trilogy. At least Arwen is canon,…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘Just found out’&lt;br/&gt;I think that’s hilarious - getting precious over Sacred Canon that you didn’t know well enough to spot an OC immediately.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/45588436238</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/45588436238</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 11:21:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.&#13;</title><description>me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
husband: No.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
husband: No.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
husband: No!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
husband: ...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
husband: Oh my God.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/44910230583</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/44910230583</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:24:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Today I am thinking of women too often ignored or even hurt by the feminist movement. Trans* women, women of color, disabled women, fat women, queer women, elderly women, poor women, women in prison, women who are sex workers, women who are undocumented, women who are more than one of the above. Today is your day, too. I celebrate you and your strengths.</title><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/44906292213</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/44906292213</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:31:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwop6ovyh91qffstuo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/43282710588</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/43282710588</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2013 22:55:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>750 Words Status: The plan for 750 Words</title><description>&lt;a href="http://750words.tumblr.com/post/42338373655/the-plan-for-750-words"&gt;750 Words Status: The plan for 750 Words&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dsudis.tumblr.com/post/42501371480/750-words-status-the-plan-for-750-words"&gt;dsudis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://750words.tumblr.com/post/42338373655/the-plan-for-750-words"&gt;750words&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last month I put out &lt;a href="http://750words.tumblr.com/post/40322046809/the-future-of-750-words-please-read-and-reply"&gt;a call for feedback&lt;/a&gt;, and you all &lt;a href="http://750words.tumblr.com/post/40322046809/the-future-of-750-words-please-read-and-reply#comments"&gt;responded&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m in awe of the generous, thoughtful, and supportive community that has sprung up around 750 Words. It’s crazy and fascinating to me how that has happened around a site devoted to solitary writing. That’s weird, right? :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now that Kellianne, Niko, and I are settled in Berkeley, and have mostly moved into our new place, where we hope to stay put for a good while, I think we have come up with something of a plan, at least for the near term.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Signal-boosting because Buster is staggeringly bad at official communication—anybody who uses 750 Words, IT’S GOING PAID-ONLY IN MARCH.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t have many followers, but just in case one of the ones I do have uses 750 Words: It’s going paid-only in March.  Pass it on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/42581087336</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/42581087336</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 09:25:47 -0500</pubDate><category>the website doesn't even have a link to the tumblr</category></item><item><title>Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gothiccharmschool.tumblr.com/post/24103374789/dear-every-manufacturer-of-womens-clothing-ever"&gt;gothiccharmschool&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Faux pockets are an &lt;strong&gt;abomination&lt;/strong&gt;. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No love, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jilli&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also terrible: Pockets that are about two inches deep.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/42565901848</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/42565901848</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 01:13:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>wilwheaton:

Mixed Nuts in Space (by canadianspaceagency)
</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EtaWWCXbtbY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/41818783188/mixed-nuts-in-space-by-canadianspaceagency"&gt;wilwheaton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mixed Nuts in Space (by &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=EtaWWCXbtbY"&gt;canadianspaceagency&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41924175146</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41924175146</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:37:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>therotund:

pezzberri:

satansbbygirl:

-mayday:

feministpixie:
...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekndlIxtN1r09qs1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therotund.tumblr.com/post/41212120315/pezzberri-satansbbygirl-mayday"&gt;therotund&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pezzberri.tumblr.com/post/41202830693/satansbbygirl-mayday-feministpixie"&gt;pezzberri&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satansbbygirl.tumblr.com/post/41202250027/mayday-feministpixie-fandomsandfeminism"&gt;satansbbygirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-mayday.tumblr.com/post/41200739395"&gt;-mayday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feministpixie.tumblr.com/post/41199118803/fandomsandfeminism-afatsmokeandafunnyjoke"&gt;feministpixie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandomsandfeminism.tumblr.com/post/41146000051/afatsmokeandafunnyjoke-alimarko"&gt;fandomsandfeminism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afatsmokeandafunnyjoke.tumblr.com/post/41143554710"&gt;afatsmokeandafunnyjoke&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alimarko.tumblr.com/post/41139195683/fandomsandfeminism-talkativeprovocative-but"&gt;alimarko&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fandomsandfeminism.tumblr.com/post/41139069392/talkativeprovocative-but-lets-not-include-a"&gt;fandomsandfeminism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talkativeprovocative.tumblr.com/post/41137708536/but-lets-not-include-a-white-person-in-here"&gt;talkativeprovocative&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but let’s not include a white person in here though apparently&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know that the ORIGINAL poster is a white woman, yes? That white people are already vastly overrepresented within both mainstream media AND the feminist movement as a whole? That the point of this image is to promote intersectionality within the movement, and that demanding the inclusion of the already overrepresented majority is immature and completely not the point?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On point as usual, fandomsandfeminism.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, but people should really move away from excluding people of any race. I understand that the original poster has a white woman on it, but why should we exclude her just because she’s white? We should represent everyone as a whole.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, it says “Feminism is worthless without intersectionality and inclusion,”so..where tha white women at? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cbbbab6eccf1db9a87d34a777739ae72/tumblr_inline_mh01c4FjDc1qei1xr.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, your feeling is that a poster that includes THREE Women of color advocating for intersectionality is flawed because there aren’t any white people in it? Even when white people are vastly overrepresented in media and within feminism? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That a poster that is paying homage to traditional feminism iconography that HAS a white woman (and no one else) on it, but doesn’t include a white woman in its re-interpretation with women of color somehow isn’t inclusive? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Also, it says ‘Feminism is worthless without intersectionality and inclusion,’ so..where tha white women at?” &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t think you have any idea what intersectionality means. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s funny cause white people don’t say shit when the roles are reversed and every other race except white is left out (which is like, 95% of the time).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;seriously though^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omg and we wonder why people find our movement alienating&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A long time ago, I read an article about how, you know, women have gotten used to identifying with male characters in fiction because male protagonists have been so prevalent. The article highlighted that while men often claim female characters are hard to identify with — because they aren’t MEN — women don’t generally make the same claim in reverse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And so, the article went on, people of color have had to develop the same skill when it comes to white characters. Because mainstream literature (and by that I mean books and movies and tv and entertainment in general) most often prominently features white people. And white people say, oh, those characters who are people of color, they’re so hard to identify with. But you don’t hear the same in reverse.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My memory of this article puts me in my bedroom in Atlanta, which means I’d have been 11 or 12, most likely. So it was the late 80s. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the intervening time, I’ve given up reading a lot of the male-dominated sci-fi and fantasy stories I used to devour. I got tired of reading the same old stories about white dudes. It’s not that I can’t find things with which to identify, it’s that I’ve run out of patience for having to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hear this sentiment echoed and intensified when people of color speak on the internet (or, you know, in person). Can they see themselves in representations that don’t look like them? Sure. Are they tired of HAVING TO DO SO? Rightfully and righteously: YES. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The above poster does not exist in a vacuum. It’s clearly a response — perhaps it could be considered part of an attempted dialogue. White women don’t need to be pictured in this (AWESOME FUCKING) poster, because our inclusion has never been an issue — white women have ignored feminists of color and blocked their ears to hearing them for years and years. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want more representations of everyone — not just in my old faves sci-fi and fantasy but in FEMINISM, hell yes. But I don’t need my reflection to be present in every image ever because there are some things where whiteness is included by culturally constructed default. And if you cannot make room, white people, for representations that do not show you your own face, if you think that these sorts of images are too hard to relate to because they don’t look just like you, then you are missing the point entirely.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make some damn room. Move over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41263013113</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41263013113</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:30:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>youngbadmanbrown:

quietontheinside:

ruinsofthevatican:


Found...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be23fc0dcaf06434f9f04894d6063596/tumblr_mgqaxlBxni1r431zao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youngbadmanbrown.tumblr.com/post/41179223122/quietontheinside-ruinsofthevatican-found"&gt;youngbadmanbrown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quietontheinside.tumblr.com/post/41178387868/ruinsofthevatican-found-this-at-my-school"&gt;quietontheinside&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruinsofthevatican.tumblr.com/post/40689629841/found-this-at-my-school-today"&gt;ruinsofthevatican&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Found this at my school today&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’M CRYING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh god a math joke I actually got&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41261399783</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41261399783</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 00:57:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>adotoveri:

Daleks by Laura Best (@utogeography)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9816c09cf3736450342153af65f90e1/tumblr_mgwh09CT7a1r33qd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13ce35d0c1339e4a5f06ce94c71d4378/tumblr_mgwh09CT7a1r33qd8o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03cbe13401b9e16735ee90c86552b889/tumblr_mgwh09CT7a1r33qd8o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95cbe7fc3878251ff274a0083f8f812c/tumblr_mgwh09CT7a1r33qd8o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad5fc1c19ac2723f211a3dd1e3559645/tumblr_mgwh09CT7a1r33qd8o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adotoveri.tumblr.com/post/40969586269/daleks-by-laura-best-utogeography"&gt;adotoveri&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Daleks by &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/autogeography"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Laura Best&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;(@utogeography)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41261276978</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/41261276978</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 00:55:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>based-on-fiction:

I choose to believe this is the truth. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e91861c94ecc7b84502188b17c1e272f/tumblr_mftkuxMtn61rtw52go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2b1de41c650bd561775c37fb50d4bfc/tumblr_mftkuxMtn61rtw52go2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://based-on-fiction.tumblr.com/post/39214568107/i-choose-to-believe-this-is-the-truth"&gt;based-on-fiction&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I choose to believe this is the truth. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/40905506964</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/40905506964</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 01:18:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cc6d9ec591b0fccccec511b5292a6b0/tumblr_mfib4yL9tZ1qztel2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/39336764582</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/39336764582</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:24:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cutlerish:

Oh my god! This makes sense!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lu3oDIIt1rvya9ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cutlerish.tumblr.com/post/36756530224/oh-my-god-this-makes-sense"&gt;cutlerish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my god! This makes sense!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/36795701383</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/36795701383</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 01:08:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cutlerish:

factualfiction:

This is so creative and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrrxwZHZ81qixkpyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cutlerish.tumblr.com/post/34734878235/factualfiction-this-is-so-creative-and-cool"&gt;cutlerish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://factualfiction.tumblr.com/post/34734679696"&gt;factualfiction&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is so creative and cool!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ontario College of Art &amp; Design Halloween costume.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would beat the crap out of this guy. If only because people would look at me weird if I started punching the building.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let me count the ways in which I hate OCAD’s Sharp Centre.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One. It is a fucking eyesore.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Two. I don’t understand how they don’t think it’s a huge fire trap.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/34736548310</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/34736548310</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 21:54:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I unfucked my linen closet!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It wasn&amp;#8217;t the spot that needed it most, but I had a laundry basket full of clean towels and things that I&amp;#8217;d been delaying putting away for a week because of the linen closet&amp;#8217;s fucked-ness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pictures after the cut.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;Before:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4k27vN1r1rryn1s.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The apparent pile of fabric at the bottom of the picture is actually the top of the laundry basket.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4k3rMJBZ1rryn1s.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s a few things hiding behind the curtain, but I can assure you that they&amp;#8217;re all folded and stacked.  That laundry basket is now officially the dirty linen laundry basket.  There&amp;#8217;s another load of towels and things drying, but they&amp;#8217;ll be much easier to put away now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I should probably get that paint out of there.  The previous owner of my place left me the leftover paint from when she decorated so I could touch things up if need be.  But although there are spots that could use touching up, I have no idea how old the paint is, and most of the paint cans seem to be nearly empty anyways.  Even if there is some worth keeping, it could go to my storage space in the basement of the building.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/32537323323</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/32537323323</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2012 14:53:55 -0400</pubDate><category>Team UfYH</category></item><item><title>Unfuck Your Weekend: Challenge 1</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/post/32515656358/unfuck-your-weekend-challenge-1"&gt;unfuckyourhabitat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Get out of your bed and pay it some attention. Throw your bedding in the washer before you start today’s adventures (and then add detergent and start the washer, smartasses). Be honest, your sheets need washing, don’t they? If not, or if you don’t have access to a washing machine right now, MAKE YOUR BED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After you start the washer or make your bed, round out your 20 minutes washing some dishes, unloading or reloading the dishwasher, or scrubbing your sink and drying rack.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10 minute break when you’re done.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This morning I was all &amp;#8220;Ha! My sheets actually don&amp;#8217;t need washing, for once!  I can go straight to doing dishes!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But then I remembered that my guest sheets needed washing.  You win this round, UfYH.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/32524184339</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/32524184339</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2012 11:24:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v0ywTunk1r93xiko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/30982166801</link><guid>http://absona.tumblr.com/post/30982166801</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 01:19:18 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
